I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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