well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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