How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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