i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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