i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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