haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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