Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Please don't give away my fajitas
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