North Korea, Best Korea!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Let's get the cat blown out
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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