I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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