But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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