Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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