handjob tips. give me some.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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