that's an acceptable place to lick
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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