Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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