whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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