I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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