i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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