There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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