let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Randomize
