What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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