Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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