i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
how drunk are you?
Several
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize