Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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