it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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