wrigley field is MILF paradise
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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