office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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