She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I understand Curling. That high.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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