Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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