you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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