can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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