found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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