Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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