Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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