Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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