You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Randomize
