i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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