Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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