I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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