guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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