She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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