she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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