I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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