I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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