He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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