this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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