So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I need a beard to bite.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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