I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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