There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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