I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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