you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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