I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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