Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
barbara walters just said penis...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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