It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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