when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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