I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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