Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
handjob tips. give me some.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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