He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize