3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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